February 2011
45 posts
Feb 1st
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when parents ask you ...
“hey , did you get home safely” “no i died like four times”
Feb 1st
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January 2011
56 posts
I SPENT LIKE FIVE MINUTES STARING AT THIS.
rnguuyen: it alternates slapping hands when you look @ the face but when you look @ the hand that’s not moving .. ONLY ONE HAND SLAPS. mindfuck.
Jan 28th
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When Microsoft Word tries to tell you that you...
Jan 27th
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Jan 26th
When my friends say "I remember when you...
I’m like…
Jan 25th
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Jan 24th
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My parents think I do nothing all day.
ohmygerrika: Bitches please, I run a blog.
Jan 23rd
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Jan 23rd
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Jan 23rd
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Jan 23rd
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Money does not buy happiness, but it pays my...
Jan 23rd
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When your mom won't let you buy something from the...
Jan 23rd
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itsjustlikestrikingmatches:
Jan 22nd
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Jan 21st
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Jan 21st
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I'll be in a car and see some grafitti,
schech: And I’ll think “How the fuck do they get up that high?”
Jan 21st
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Jan 21st
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that awkward moment when you don't know if a car...
acciorupertgrint: i’m usually like
Jan 21st
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Jan 20th
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Jan 20th
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Jan 19th
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That awkward moment when your parents tell you to...
Jan 17th
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When someone follows you on Tumblr:
fuckyeahlaughters: When someone follows you on twitter : When someone follows you in real life:
Jan 17th
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Jan 17th
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My parents are so much stricter because I'm a...
samu-nyan: When my parents/family joke around with my brother/male cousin about a girl they’re like: ‘ooOo! Somebody’s got a girlfriend!’ And when I just mention a guy’s name, even if they’re a friend, everyone’s like:   ‘HUH!? WHO IS THAT!? IS IT YOUR BOYFRIEND!? WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT BOYFRIENDS!? NO BOYS ALLOWED.’
Jan 14th
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I hate it when I'm reading a book and the guy is...
stieg: And I’m sitting there like Can you be real? 
Jan 13th
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Jan 10th
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“i asked god for a bike, but i know god doesn’t work that way. so i stole a bike...”
– anonymous (via danamcg)
Jan 10th
I hate when my parents tell me to get ready, and...
Jan 9th
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Women belong in the kitchen, huh? Well, you know why women live longer than men? Because the kitchen is where the knives are.
Jan 9th
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Jan 9th
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i don't know how people can laugh in photos and...
chelseahvu: they look like: i look like: LOLOLOL!!
Jan 8th
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Jan 7th
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Jan 7th
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Jan 6th
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““if a kid asks where rain comes from, i think a cute thing to tell him is ‘God...”
– (via danamcg)
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Jan 6th
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That stage in a friendship where you can start...
Jan 6th
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Jan 6th
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Jan 6th
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Jan 6th
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Reblog if you miss a friendship you had with...
Jan 6th
i hate talking to people first
octogirl: i feel awkward and annoying and unwanted
Jan 6th
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That moment when you see someone you don't want to...
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Jan 6th
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